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THE LOVE GURU (2008)

Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. Review compliments of IMDB
Directed by
Marco Schnabel
Writing Credits (WGA)
Mike Myers ...(written by) &
Graham Gordy ...(written by)
Cast
Jessica Simpson ...Jessica Simpson
Kanye West ...Kanye West
Mike Myers ...Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Mike Myers
Deepak Chopra ...Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake ...Rob Blake
Jessica Alba ...Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake ...Jacques Grande
Romany Malco ...Darren Roanoke
Verne Troyer ...Coach Punch Cherkov
Meagan Good ...Prudence Roanoke
Manu Narayan ...Rajneesh
John Oliver ...Dick Pants
Stephen Colbert ...Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan ...Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley ...Guru Tugginmypudha
Omid Djalili ...Guru Satchabigknoba
Telma Hopkins ...Lillian Roanoke
Daniel Tosh ...Cowboy Hat
Rob Huebel ...Frat Guy
Rob Gfroerer ...Sickly Nerd
Robert Cohen ...Nerd (as Rob Cohen)
Linda Kash ...Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough ...Assistant Coach
Gotham Chopra ...Deepak Early 20's (as Autam Chopra aka Gotham Chopra)
Suresh John ...Indian Man
Trevor Heins ...Young Pitka
Jaan Padda ...Young Deepak
Seán Cullen ...Referee
Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang ...Angry Fan
Matt Baram ...EMT
Boyd Banks ...EMT
Samantha Bee ...Cinnabon Cashier
Garry Robbins ..Biker
Peter Schoelier ...Uncle Jack
Ben Gans ...Goal Post Judge
Taylor Flood ...11-Year-Old Girl
Alexia Filippeos ...11-Year-Old Girl
Shakti Kupil ...Sanjay
Graham Gordy ...DJ
Michelle Marshall ...Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Jahlani Bishop ...Children's Church Choir
Jahmal Daniel ...Children's Church Choir
Helen Semmunigus ...Children's Church Choir
Donna Ellis ..Children's Church Choir
Jazmine Jeffrey ...Children's Church Choir
Danielle Johnson ...Children's Church Choir
Carlisa Lewis ...Children's Church Choir
Elyssa Marshall ...Children's Church Choir
Jamila Mason ...Children's Church Choir
Nathaniel Robinson ...Children's Church Choir
Adisa Liburd ...Children's Church Choir
Daniel Skeete ...Children's Church Choir
Tierra McRae-Spence ...Children's Church Choir
Kadesha Webb ...Children's Church Choir
Clarice Gillard ...Children's Church Choir
Raemiah Dorrington ...Children's Church Choir
Zoia Davis ...Children's Church Choir
Ashton Williams ...Children's Church Choir
Tyra Jones-Hurst ..Children's Church Choir
Knikole Frans ...Children's Church Choir
Sabrina Morris ...Children's Church Choir
Nadine Muir ...Children's Church Choir
Alpha Kayondo ...Children's Church Choir
Tracey Soman ...Children's Church Choir
Larissa Abrams-Ogg ...Children's Church Choir
Zachary Jones-Hurst ...Children's Church Choir
Madhumita Sen ...Group Dancer
Krystal Kiran Garib ..Group Dancer
Uppekha Jain ...Group Dancer
Dani Jazzar ...Group Dancer
Frank Bishun ...Group Dancer
Karun Pathak...Group Dancer
Sachin Bhatt ...Group Dancer
Prosenjit Kundu ...Group Dancer
Robert Halley ...Group Dancer
Sharat Chawla ...Group Dancer
Namita Kapoor ...Group Dancer
Shereen Ladha ...Group Dancer
Nazneen Irani ...Group Dancer
Hetal Patel ...Group Dancer
Sharona D'Ornellas ...Group Dancer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Liana Mendoza ..Dancer
Susana Baker ...Flight Attendant (uncredited)
Jessica Barrow ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Jasmine Chase ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Rick Cordeiro ...Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Zsuzsanna Cseh ...Hot Girl in Bar (uncredited)
Wayne Curnew ...Bar Thug (uncredited)
Jas Dhanda ...Maple Leafs Fan (uncredited)
Sima Fisher ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Christopher Giroux ...Toronto Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Sharlene Grover ...Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Sepideh Haftgoli ...Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Mariska Hargitay ...Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Sean Hunter ...Drama Student (uncredited)
Miranda Jade ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Julia Jalinskaia ...Curious Bar Girl (uncredited)
Paul Jene ...Hockey Player (uncredited)
Val Kilmer ...Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Dave Kiner ..Chanting Follower (uncredited)
Laura Landauer ...Celine Dion (uncredited)
Laurel Morgan ...Group Singer (uncredited)
Mishael Morgan ...Groupie (uncredited)
Bob Probert ...Hockey Player (uncredited)
Christopher Seivright ...LA Kings Trainer (uncredited)
Brooke Stone ...Dancer (uncredited)
Neil Whitely ...LA Kings Trainer (uncredited)
Marco Schnabel
Writing Credits (WGA)
Mike Myers ...(written by) &
Graham Gordy ...(written by)
Cast
Jessica Simpson ...Jessica Simpson
Kanye West ...Kanye West
Mike Myers ...Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Mike Myers
Deepak Chopra ...Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake ...Rob Blake
Jessica Alba ...Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake ...Jacques Grande
Romany Malco ...Darren Roanoke
Verne Troyer ...Coach Punch Cherkov
Meagan Good ...Prudence Roanoke
Manu Narayan ...Rajneesh
John Oliver ...Dick Pants
Stephen Colbert ...Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan ...Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley ...Guru Tugginmypudha
Omid Djalili ...Guru Satchabigknoba
Telma Hopkins ...Lillian Roanoke
Daniel Tosh ...Cowboy Hat
Rob Huebel ...Frat Guy
Rob Gfroerer ...Sickly Nerd
Robert Cohen ...Nerd (as Rob Cohen)
Linda Kash ...Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough ...Assistant Coach
Gotham Chopra ...Deepak Early 20's (as Autam Chopra aka Gotham Chopra)
Suresh John ...Indian Man
Trevor Heins ...Young Pitka
Jaan Padda ...Young Deepak
Seán Cullen ...Referee
Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang ...Angry Fan
Matt Baram ...EMT
Boyd Banks ...EMT
Samantha Bee ...Cinnabon Cashier
Garry Robbins ..Biker
Peter Schoelier ...Uncle Jack
Ben Gans ...Goal Post Judge
Taylor Flood ...11-Year-Old Girl
Alexia Filippeos ...11-Year-Old Girl
Shakti Kupil ...Sanjay
Graham Gordy ...DJ
Michelle Marshall ...Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Jahlani Bishop ...Children's Church Choir
Jahmal Daniel ...Children's Church Choir
Helen Semmunigus ...Children's Church Choir
Donna Ellis ..Children's Church Choir
Jazmine Jeffrey ...Children's Church Choir
Danielle Johnson ...Children's Church Choir
Carlisa Lewis ...Children's Church Choir
Elyssa Marshall ...Children's Church Choir
Jamila Mason ...Children's Church Choir
Nathaniel Robinson ...Children's Church Choir
Adisa Liburd ...Children's Church Choir
Daniel Skeete ...Children's Church Choir
Tierra McRae-Spence ...Children's Church Choir
Kadesha Webb ...Children's Church Choir
Clarice Gillard ...Children's Church Choir
Raemiah Dorrington ...Children's Church Choir
Zoia Davis ...Children's Church Choir
Ashton Williams ...Children's Church Choir
Tyra Jones-Hurst ..Children's Church Choir
Knikole Frans ...Children's Church Choir
Sabrina Morris ...Children's Church Choir
Nadine Muir ...Children's Church Choir
Alpha Kayondo ...Children's Church Choir
Tracey Soman ...Children's Church Choir
Larissa Abrams-Ogg ...Children's Church Choir
Zachary Jones-Hurst ...Children's Church Choir
Madhumita Sen ...Group Dancer
Krystal Kiran Garib ..Group Dancer
Uppekha Jain ...Group Dancer
Dani Jazzar ...Group Dancer
Frank Bishun ...Group Dancer
Karun Pathak...Group Dancer
Sachin Bhatt ...Group Dancer
Prosenjit Kundu ...Group Dancer
Robert Halley ...Group Dancer
Sharat Chawla ...Group Dancer
Namita Kapoor ...Group Dancer
Shereen Ladha ...Group Dancer
Nazneen Irani ...Group Dancer
Hetal Patel ...Group Dancer
Sharona D'Ornellas ...Group Dancer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Liana Mendoza ..Dancer
Susana Baker ...Flight Attendant (uncredited)
Jessica Barrow ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Jasmine Chase ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Rick Cordeiro ...Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Zsuzsanna Cseh ...Hot Girl in Bar (uncredited)
Wayne Curnew ...Bar Thug (uncredited)
Jas Dhanda ...Maple Leafs Fan (uncredited)
Sima Fisher ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Christopher Giroux ...Toronto Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Sharlene Grover ...Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Sepideh Haftgoli ...Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Mariska Hargitay ...Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Sean Hunter ...Drama Student (uncredited)
Miranda Jade ...Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Julia Jalinskaia ...Curious Bar Girl (uncredited)
Paul Jene ...Hockey Player (uncredited)
Val Kilmer ...Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Dave Kiner ..Chanting Follower (uncredited)
Laura Landauer ...Celine Dion (uncredited)
Laurel Morgan ...Group Singer (uncredited)
Mishael Morgan ...Groupie (uncredited)
Bob Probert ...Hockey Player (uncredited)
Christopher Seivright ...LA Kings Trainer (uncredited)
Brooke Stone ...Dancer (uncredited)
Neil Whitely ...LA Kings Trainer (uncredited)