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THE CALCIUM KID (2004)

The film is a mockumentary comedy, in which Bloom plays young milkman Jimmy. He is an amateur boxer who by a bizarre twist of events ends up fighting the world champion in his home town. Review compliments of IMDB

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Directed by
Alex De Rakoff
Writing Credits 
Raymond Friel ...(written by) &
Derek Boyle ...(written by) and
Alex De Rakoff ...(written by)
Cast
Mark Heap ...Sebastian Gore-Brown
Michael Lerner ...Artie Cohen
Ronni Ancona ...Pat Connelly
Michael Peña ...Jose Mendez
Julian Zapata ..Jose's Entourage
Alejandro Ramirez ...Jose's Entourage
Milton Hernandez ...Jose's Entourage
Alberto Ramon ...Jose's Entourage
Hector Trujillo ...Jose's Entourage
John Correa ...Jose's Entourage
Janier Morales Drado ...Jose's Entourage
Wilson Cretaro da Luz Jr. ...Jose's Entourage
Tamer Hassan ...Pete Wright
Omid Djalili ...Herbie Bush
John Joyce ..Jon Wright
Cathy Dunning ...Jeanne Wright
Ivanhoe Noronha ...Pete's Trainer (as Ivanhoe Norona)
Orlando Bloom ...Jimmy 'The Calcium Kid' Connelly
Arthur Nightingale ...Leonard
Gary Lammin ...Pat's Punter
Bill Thomas ...Mr. Bennet
Tamzin Griffin ...Saucy Housewife
Rabbie Kadhim ...Milk Thief
Anna Wing ..Vera
David Kelly ...Paddy O'Flannagan
Rafe Spall ...Stan Parlour
Billie Piper ...Angel
Josephine Teale ...Dolly Bird
Maddy Ford ...Dolly Bird
Jamie Lewis ...Dolly Bird
Rupert Procter ...Pressman
John Ashton ...Pressman
Matthew Watkin ...Pressman
Christopher Obi ...Pressman
Jonathan Ryland ...Pressman
Nick Conroy ...Blade
Gia Johnson ...Latino Beauty
Bill Maloney ...Barry the Barman
Drew Rhys-Williams...Angry Bloke
Lauretta Gavin ...Young Lady
Sharon Gavin ...Young Lady
Lyndsey Marshal ...Mags Livingston
Stephen Critchlow ...Mr. Holiday
Stevie Nye ...Young Rascal
Hakeem Araba ...Young Rascal
James Hall ...Young Rascal
Eric Mason ...Greengrocer
Renu Setna ...Ravi
Ram John Holder ...Jamaican Barber
Hama Marange ...Jamaican Barber's Grandson
Donovan Simmonds ...Football Kid
Alex Alexandrou ...Football Kid
Kane Mason ...Football Kid
Carlos Etienne ...Football Kid
Nashon Esbrand ...Football Kid
Jason Mullings ..Football Kid
Ben Martin Byrne ...Football Kid
Mark Pattison ...The Altar Boy
Marcus Aserie ...The Altar Boy
Luke Boyden ...The Altar Boy
Andy Hill ...The Altar Boy
Nicholas Moss ...Skinhead
Lacey Bond ...Stan's Mum
Luther Dyer ...Disillusioned Young Fan
Peter Serafinowicz ...Dave King (as Peter Serafinowichz)
Frank Harper ...Clive Connelly
Frank Bruno ...Frank Bruno
Chris Eubank ...Chris Eubank
Nathan Nolan ...American Director
Bill Rodgers ...Cameraman Dave
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Doug Cockle ...News Reporter (uncredited)